Stuck Truck

June 19, 2008

How about some good ole Canadian humor?? This has got to be one of the most classic songs/videos. Doesn’t get much more Canadian than this…those of us from the prairies can attest that! Here’s the Corb Lund Band and Truck Got Stuck  :)

Stinky Feet

June 18, 2008

There is a very very sick person playing a very very sick joke. There was a 6th foot found on the coast of Western Canada today. The fifth was found just last Monday, and they have been mysteriously been showing up on the beach since last fall. I guess there are some suspicions that it has to do with a plane crash off the coast a while ago, which I guess, would be the more pleasant solution (in a very messed up kind of way). But without thinking too much about it, it is actually a little humorous. I mean, how strange is it that severed feet, still in their shoes, none the less, continue to wash up on shore! And even better, all except the one found on Monday were right feet/shoes. Methinks someone has a left shoe fetish! (ew!)

Sixth foot found on B.C. shore

Globe and Mail Update

Another human foot has been discovered on a B.C. shore, the sixth such grisly discovery in the last ten months.

RCMP in Campbell River on Vancouver Island said a local woman strolling a beach found an Adidas sneaker this morning, containing what appears to be a man’s foot.

“It’s certainly suspicious,” Sergeant Mike Tresoor said in an interview.

“A lady walking on the beach alerted us to this. … It appears to be human remains. We haven’t absolutely confirmed it – it will be confirmed through a pathologist.”

It appears to be a man’s right foot, size 10. The first four were also right feet.

All six have been found either near the mouth of the Fraser River or on beaches along the Strait of Georgia, a relatively small portion of the province’s vast shoreline.

The latest find is just minutes away from where a float plane crashed and sank three years ago. Four bodies were never recovered.

Kirsten Stevens, whose husband was the only passenger whose remains were located, was at the spit in Campbell River Wednesday trying to find out more on behalf of the families of the missing men.

“We are so frustrated,” she said. Efforts to determine if there is a DNA match between the victims and the feet that have washed up are continuing.

“Aw gosh, this is the same spit where the plane took off from, it’s a constant reminder of the lack of closure,” she said in an interview.

The story of the severed feet has generated growing interest worldwide with the discovery of each succeeding foot. Stories have been written for or picked up by the BBC, Fox News, CNN, the Associated Press and many others.

The six feet, while not yet identified, do have some common characteristics: All have been found inside running shoes, buoyant because of their thick, air-filled soles.

Police have released few details on the sixth and fifth feet, but the other four showed signs of disarticulation, which means the foot separated naturally from the leg, not through severing that would prompt speculation of foul play.

The location of the finds has prompted ocean current experts to suggest that the feet all could have been washed down the mighty Fraser River.

The first right foot was found Aug. 20 on Jedidiah Island in the Strait of Georgia. On Aug. 26, another right foot was found inside a man’s size 12 Reebok sneaker on nearby Gabriola Island.

A third was found in the same area, on the east side of Valdez Island, on Feb. 8.

The fourth foot was found May 22 on Kirkland Island in the Fraser River, only a kilometre away from the site in Ladner, along the same river where the fifth foot was found on Monday.

The fifth foot – the first left foot – was inside a size 10 black Adidas running shoe

Patience is a virtue

June 13, 2008

Ok, so I’m not trying to rant on the human race, but, ok, i am.

There’s just some funny things that people do that continue to humor me. Like last night, as I was leaving work, I’m walking past a bus stop and one of the ladies waiting for the bus is literally half way out into the road trying to see as far down the road as possible to see if there was a bus coming. Now, this is really the kettle callling the pot black, because I’ve done it too, but it just strikes me as funny. The truth of it is, when you look that far down the road, you might see a bus, but you can’t read the number so you still don’t know if it’s yours, and if it IS, seeing it half a mile away, isn’t going to get it to your stop any sooner than if you just saw it as it was pulling up. So why stress?? Might as well sit back, plug in your ear buds and count cars. Your bus will show at the exact time it does. (now THAT was profound) Willing it to appear around the corner will have little to do with it. The best part is, Vancouver transit is notorious for running behind so you might as well enjoy your extra few minutes of tardiness!

There are some things about our human race that absolutely drives me nuts. OK, maybe there’s more than just “some” but this morning, I was reminded of one in particular:

What rediculous over-consumers we are.

This morning, as I head out in my rain slicker (both on me AND my dog), it’s clearly raining and what do I see? My neighbour has their sprinklers running full tilt. Now, I could understand if it had been dry for a few days and grass was drying out and turning brown, but this is VANCOUVER for crying out loud. No one here has irrigation systems because we don’t need them!!! It has been raining since Sunday. The park I take my dog to has practically become a mud bog, and some dude feels he need to further dampen his front lawn…WHILE it’s still raining, nonetheless. Meanwhile, last summer, we were on a water conservation program.

Ahhh…people never cease to amaze me.

Burgers and Booty

June 4, 2008

Ironically this seems to be the topic of the week…a friend of mine blogged about a similar topic. But I was listening to the radio the other day, and the DJ was doing a sort of survey on what guys wish women knew. The general consensus was summed up by one guys quote:

“All men want is ‘burgers and booty’.”

Translation:

Men are simpler than we give them credit for. And I don’t mean that in a derogatory way, in fact, quite the opposite. We as women are notorious for complicating men because, plain and simple, WE are complicated, so we assume everything should be just as complicated. All men want in some good quality cooking and a little lovin’ and they’ll be happier than pie.

Now why can’t we women figure out how to be so easily pleased?? :)